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[ Three Last Thoughts ]
1 - cake.
2 - Linsey lohan is a whore.
3 - I wanna play kingdom hearts.

[ Most Important People In Your Life As Of Now ]

1 - Lewis Shepherd
2 - Emily paul
3 - Family & co.

[ Three Musical Artists That Start With The Letter “P” ]
1 - pantera
2 - Pink floyd
3 - phish

[ Three Tweets Last Tweeted ]
1 - ‘Please Rise for the futurama theme song’
2 - ‘I think these zombies are trying to kill me’
3- ‘That all changed after E-day’

[ Three Plans You Made Last ]
1 - Buy Christmas presents last minute.
2 - Dye my hair
3 - get my ear pierced.

[ two Things You Want To Do / Accomplish Next Summer ]
1 - Get a job..
2 - Get all the piercings I want

[ Three Incredible / Fun / Life - Changing Things You Did Last Summer ]
1 - Climb trees all summer.
2 - Met some of the most awesome people
3 - Got my nose pierced.

[ Three Board / Video Games You Played Last ]
1 - Kingdom Heaarts
2 - Gears of war 2
3 - Left 4 dead 2

[ Three Colors That You Can See Without Looking Away From Your Screen ]

1 - yellow
2 - White
3 - blue

[ Three Things You Last Searched For Via The Internet ]
1 - song lyrics
2 - facebook
3 - ebay :D

[  Favorite TV Shows ]

1 - Misfits
2 -  Jackass
3 - the inbetweeners 

4- family guy

5- Dirty sanchez

[ Three Foods You Always Buy When At The Super Market ]
1 - mini chedders.
2 - Energy drink
3 - doritos

[ Three Things You Did Yesterday ]
1 - Play xbox.
2 - sleep.
3 - eat. :L

[ Three Things You’re Doing / Did Today ]
1 - Played xbox.
2 - slept 
3 - ate. .

[ Three Things You’re Doing Tomorrow ]
1 - Seeing Lewis :3
2 - Watching a movie with lewis.
3- wrapping Presents

[ Three Of Your Favorite Fruits ]
1 - Kiwi’s
2 - melons
3 - cherries.

[ Comedians You Love ]
1 - Russel Howard
2 - Jack dee

[ Three Things People Do That Drive You Nuts ]
1 - Pretend they are drunk.
2 - Throw things.
3 - think they are cool.

[ Three Parts Of The Opposite Sex’s Body That You Find Attractive ]
1 - eyes
2 - Arms
3 - Freckles

[ Three Things You’d Like Someone To Tell You Now ]
1 - Here, take my life time supply of chocolate.
2 - Hello, Im marcus Phoenix.
3 - Take my 100 quid.

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Gears of War 3 is the epic third part to the Quadrilogy known as the Gears of War series, and boy, does it start to get really interesting now. Continuing directly from where the last game left off, you spend pretty much the first hour of the game on a boat.
That’s it, really. You’re on a boat.
You get to take a long, hard look at said boat, though, if it’s any consolation.

However, once the game really kicks into gear(…s of war), over three hours later, you’re stuck with an incredible, satisfying campaign. The stunts are bigger, the explosions are better realised, the total length is much longer, and some of the new locations and monsters are so spectacular, those 3D glasses you have to wear will pop off your face with startling precision. Though, they do that anyway, due to shoddy manufacture. As well as the 3D glasses, which are mandatory for most of the game, each copy also comes with two books, one of which will be explained later, and the other a neat Gym, Exercise and Training book to help the players become as big and muscular as Cole. However, this faced controversy when it was revealed that the book mostly promotes ridiculous amounts of steroid abuse to reach such levels, and in fact, the Title of the guide, as well as it’s opening and closing chapter are simply called “The Primary Ingredient Is Steroids“.

Sadly, there are also occasions where the game is less effective than before. For example, the inanity of Razorhailmakes it’s return, and despite never being welcome in any game, ever, manages to permeate in the campaign for a good five hours. As well as that, the lambent creatures from before are out in record numbers, and most of the gameplay is a lot less satisfying when faced with the fact most of your enemies will just explode you to death. Like those stupid lambent wretches, which insist on just bugging you and killing you by exploding. Stupid exploding enemies. They’re so annoying and stupid. In many cases, though, the campaign does everything it can, and frequently succeeds in overshadowing the previous games like a Brumak overshadows those stupid annoying wretches.

Stupid goddamn wretches.

tory wise, Gears of War 3, like the previous games, is relatively the same.
Continuing where the previous games left off, and running with the already established plot, Gears of War 3 once again sets Marcus, Dom and co off on a magical, labourious adventure where seemingly everything goes wrong, just to pull off another hare-brained scheme and unlikely gambit to rid the planet of everything locust like some kind of extreme pest control.

While the roster of characters doesn’t stray too far from the original group of Marcus, Dom, the loud black guy who is good at sports, and the whiny, annoying pessimist who’s good with technology, there are a couple of changes. Firstly, and most obviously to many, is the fact that the third Carmine brother (the Gears-Equivalent to a red-shirt, or a family of Kennys) stars as one of your team mates, yet again. Maybe more suprising to those reading is the fact that he really comes into his own as a useful, viable character, who is one of the deepest, best written characters in a long while. His stories, voice acting, and personality all shine through, and you feel like he might end up being one of your favourite characters in a game for a long while. At least until he betrays you, becomes a temporary villain, comes back to your side, then is caught in a razorhail storm (Seriously? Razorhail?), raped by locusts (their spawn bursting out of his body like in that Alien movie about Aliens) and eaten alive by a Brumak.

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